Seen this wizard in person. Can confirm it’s real. All of it.
qualityvote2
We are here today to hear the case for u/akotash that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza. —
The verdicts in today’s case will be determined by a jury of u/akotash’s pizza-appreciating peers, comprised of members of the /r/Pizzacrimes community, as well as visitors from the greater Reddit community, by casting their respective individual votes of either “guilty” or “innocent”, based on evidence brought here today by the plaintiff.
u/akotash, who’ll be referred to as “OP”, will plead their case either accusing – or defending – that the pizza in question in today’s hearing is criminal with regards to pizza.
#How to vote as a juror in today’s case:
To select a verdict of **Innocent** – in that no pizza crime has occurred – please **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT** —
To select a verdict of **Guilty** – in that a crime-against-pizza is evident beyond a reasonable doubt – please **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT** —
After a period of deliberation – tallying the votes – a final verdict will replace this message with the verdict.
davidfeuer
This is probably “throw dough” rather than actual pizza ingredients. No crime.
Dramatic_Corner_8259
With a punch of salt as well.
LurchSkywalker
Real cheese on this pie. Not a crime, besides maybe of passion.
chud_nw
I mean it really depends on local ‘stand your ground’ law
bustachong
Case thrown out on account of this being amazing.
United_Statement_354
Innocent
LitterBoxServant
Just like that a new Street Fighter character is born
SoCalCognac
We find the defendant hilarious!
NoFaithlessness7508
Perfect 🏆
Stranger1982
Can confirm, this is how we settle arguments in Italy.
Embalmination85
This made my day
NewMoonlightavenger
Someone is ready for the Death Stranding.
Admirable-Split4371
That’s not wrestling, it’s an anime fight
Blackwell-808
Not a crime against Pizza, but a Pizza committing crimes
IgotThrobbed
Is that a foreign object? 🤔
thehatter
Not a crime, but upvoting for visibility. The world needs to see this.
DoktorJesus
In these dark times, Luigi Primo is pizza hero we need, not the one that we deserve.
Arawn-Annwn
This pizza isn’t even fully formed yet, and still the power of this pie felled a full grown man! We must make sure this young pizza is protected from bad toppings and future floor exposure so that it doesn’t turn against humanity.
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Seen this wizard in person. Can confirm it’s real. All of it.
We are here today to hear the case for u/akotash that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza.
—
The verdicts in today’s case will be determined by a jury of u/akotash’s pizza-appreciating peers, comprised of members of the /r/Pizzacrimes community, as well as visitors from the greater Reddit community, by casting their respective individual votes of either “guilty” or “innocent”, based on evidence brought here today by the plaintiff.
u/akotash, who’ll be referred to as “OP”, will plead their case either accusing – or defending – that the pizza in question in today’s hearing is criminal with regards to pizza.
#How to vote as a juror in today’s case:
To select a verdict of **Innocent** – in that no pizza crime has occurred – please **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
To select a verdict of **Guilty** – in that a crime-against-pizza is evident beyond a reasonable doubt – please **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
After a period of deliberation – tallying the votes – a final verdict will replace this message with the verdict.
This is probably “throw dough” rather than actual pizza ingredients. No crime.
With a punch of salt as well.
Real cheese on this pie. Not a crime, besides maybe of passion.
I mean it really depends on local ‘stand your ground’ law
Case thrown out on account of this being amazing.
Innocent
Just like that a new Street Fighter character is born
We find the defendant hilarious!
Perfect 🏆
Can confirm, this is how we settle arguments in Italy.
This made my day
Someone is ready for the Death Stranding.
That’s not wrestling, it’s an anime fight
Not a crime against Pizza, but a Pizza committing crimes
Is that a foreign object? 🤔
Not a crime, but upvoting for visibility. The world needs to see this.
In these dark times, Luigi Primo is pizza hero we need, not the one that we deserve.
This pizza isn’t even fully formed yet, and still the power of this pie felled a full grown man! We must make sure this young pizza is protected from bad toppings and future floor exposure so that it doesn’t turn against humanity.
As it was not yet a pizza, innocent. And awesome.
Mama Mia!!!!
I’ll allow it
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Excuse me. r/TheOcho is that way.
Giving trash man from IASIP